RY Teller Burn

Hello sir, i am from the Abrakek police, we have received complaints by some deranged duke and his talking, walking, tophat wearing pet lizard that the term “Story Teller Burn” has been pattented 3 metas ago and its use in official Faeria buisness, as long as not authorized by said duke or lizard, will cost the perpetrator all their FWC points in addition of having to 2 million dollars to afforementioned duke. Furthermore the perpetrator will have to sign a contract which binds them to admit that every deck they make from this moment on will be a deck originally made by duke.
i dont know what any of this means but my boss sent you here to tell you that, he also called me a complete onnig on my way out of his office, i am very confused by all this, im not sure i was ready for this when i started working at the Abrakek departement. Anyways i have a date with a tasty donut and his belgian waffle friends, fare thee well criminal scum.